Euan Holden Joins Bury

Euan Holden has somehow managed to get himself a move from the Blue Square Premier to League One.

Quite easily the worst left back in the history of Stockport County, even worse than the pie eater Robbie Williams, Holden has now gone to another club to show off his Footballing skills.

Holden had allegedly denied loan moves out of Edgeley Park, where he could get some Football, to stay as he ‘likes a challenge’. Those challenges included doing the half time draw, visiting the kids before the game and making cups of tea in the offices.

One of the highest earners at Edgeley Park, Holden made his one and only appearance this season against Hyde United at home when Sean Newton was suspended. Holden was at fault for both of Hyde’s goals.

We wish Bury all the best with this signing.